nitrogen:

(18+)

08/29/2014 • 15:53523,831 notesjessepinkmanist01012012

helloradness:

lmao straight people will make up an alphabet of gallifreyan, memorize elvish language and learn to speak klingon but all of a sudden “cis isnt a real word” and “how am i supposed to know all of these sexualities” 

08/29/2014 • 15:4723,022 notesyoureastarburstgaydicks420

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

08/28/2014 • 22:4097,475 notesdontbeanassbuttgundamdick

acrosc:

I laugh at this line in Red Dragon because it basically sums up the entirety of Will Graham’s character

08/28/2014 • 20:551,053 notesgranpappy-winchesteracrosc

gilliansanderson:

when you do all of the work for a “group” project

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08/28/2014 • 20:4631,949 notesprofligatesgilliansanderson

rlmjob:

she dead

08/28/2014 • 15:19209,372 notescumber-bitchesonlylolgifs

mean-cannibals:

i can’t wait for lady murasaki to whip out all the old family picture albums and show bedelia embarrassing pictures of hannibal as a teenager

08/27/2014 • 22:33361 notesmeganmachinemean-cannibals

“Race is constant. You’re tired of hearing about it? Imagine how fucking exhausting it is living it.”

Jon Stewart addressing Fox News’s (white) correspondents whining about hearing about race issues in the United States (via recklessinsanity)

08/27/2014 • 18:4420,530 notesbuckysbarneswryan

il-tenore-regina:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

I A M  F U C K I N G S C R E A M I N G 

08/27/2014 • 16:41161,868 notesrvmanoffyoncehaunted

gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

08/27/2014 • 15:2728,292 notesrvmanoffgayturians

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

08/26/2014 • 22:0970,621 notessavechiltonstrawberryalien

08/26/2014 • 20:4328,861 notestachibanamakotosmatthewsagan

this is fucking terrifying

08/26/2014 • 20:07151,960 noteszackisontumblrmark2twainz

nbchannibal:

When Will finds a new dog…

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08/26/2014 • 17:473,630 notesdrhanniballecternbchannibal

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

Caroline Dhavernas doing the ice bucket challenge [x]