the year according to tumblr

january: post halloween candy hangover

feburuary: couples halloween

march: almost halloween

april: almost halloween

may: almost halloween

june: almost halloween

july: almost halloween

august: almost halloween

september: basically halloween

october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA

november: still halloween

december: halloween for jesus

all-direction-blind:

tenderdean:

how do you act around people who dont like star trek

follow the prime directive and don’t interfere with underdeveloped societies

(Source: milkywayes)

Jack Crawford heard the rhythm and syntax of his own speech in Graham’s voice. He had heard Graham do that before, with other people. Often in intense conversation Graham took on the other person’s speech patterns. At first, Crawford had thought he was doing it deliberately, that it was a gimmick to get the back-and-forth rhythm going.
Later Crawford realized that Graham did it involuntarily, that sometimes he tried to stop and couldn’t.

(Source: renlybaratheon)

pornstarch:

i hate when ur boob starts falling out of ur bra like excuse me ma’am please return to your assigned seat

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

fourm:

heliolisk:

Mac n cheese is basically the devil’s food and I am disgusted people would even compare it to the food of the gods that is the mighty potato

image

on your left (boob)

chris evans, probably (via stuckv)

Time for Robert Downey Jr. to find this

(via thewinterthighs)

ding-dong-diddly-dick:

fall-out-bruh:

thehomosexuals:

Okay but Never Gonna Give You Up (better known as Rickroll) is actually a really really horrible song for many reasons, which I will better explain under the cut. 

Brace yourselves, this is pretty long.

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Wow I actually never thought I’d even care about such an old song but jeez
You’re right

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS